Funny Vietnam Jokes: The Best of the Best

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Vietnam Jokes: The Best of the Best. From the absurd to the just plain wrong, these jokes will have you rolling on the floor.

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Joke #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

This joke is one of the most popular Vietnam jokes and is often told by American soldiers to their Vietnamese counterparts. It is a simple, yet humorous, way to break the ice and start a friendship.

Joke #2

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #3

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #4

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #5

Q: What does the average Vietnamese know about dog food?

A: That it comes in cans!

Joke #6

Q: How many GI’s does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes him three trips.

Joke #7

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!

Joke #8

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #9

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #10

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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