Funny Veggie Jokes to Make You Laugh

Check out our collection of funny veggie jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud. From jokes about carrots to tomatoes, we’ve got something for everyone.

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Jokes About Fruits and Vegetables

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was not peeling well! If you like these jokes, then you will love this list of funny fruit and vegetable jokes. From watermelon to asparagus, we’ve got all the funny jokes about your favorite vegetables and fruits.

Jokes about apples

Why did the apple go out with the prune?
Because she couldn’t find a date!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a cabbage?

Why don’t apples smile?
Because they’re very sour!

Jokes about bananas

-Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
-Why did the banana go to the movies?
Because he needed some entertainment!
-How do you catch a banana?
You put a box under a tree and wait for it to fall!

Jokes about carrots

Why did the carrot cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the carrot go to the party?

Because he was invited!

Why are carrots good for your eyesight?

Because they contain beta-carotene!

Jokes About Other Foods

These jokes are mostly clean and family friendly. They are about other vegetables so even the kids can enjoy them. These are great for school age children or even adults who need a good laugh.

Jokes about pizza

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

What do you call an Italian guy with a rubber toe? Roberto!

Why wouldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was…two tired!

How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!

Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!

Jokes about hamburgers

Why don’t hamburgers like hard work?

Because they’re too lazy to get a job!

Why did the hamburger sit down on the job?

Because he was tired of standing patty!

Why did the hamburger stand up on the job?

Because he wanted to be a meat on a higher level!

Jokes about ice cream

Why did the ice cream cone go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling a little down in the cone!

Why was the ice cream so upset?
Because he was feeling a little rocky road!

What happened when the ice cream tried to dance?
He got all soft and couldn’t cone-cetrate!

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