Make sure to check out our latest blog post for some funny vape jokes to make you smile. Whether you’re a fan of vaping or not, these jokes are sure to get a chuckle out of you.
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Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Short jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because… it was…two tired!
I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!
Medium jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the mosquito cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the banana cross the road?
A: Because he was sick of being mashed!
Q: Why did the boy cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Long jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why didja crossing guard stop traffic?
So, the kids could have a safe place to cross!
Puns
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This classic joke is a perfect example of a pun. A pun is a play on words that typically involve words that sound alike but have different meanings. Puns can be used to make someone laugh or to cleverly point out something.
Short puns
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call an elf who doesn’t take care of his teeth? A gingivitis!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roaming catholic!
Medium puns
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other vape!
Why did the duck cross the road?
-To get to the other vape!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
-To get to the other vape!
Long puns
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side.
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side.
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed.
-Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side.
-Why did the girl cross the road? To get tothe other side.
One-liners
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.Why did the vape pen cross the road? I don’t know, but it was blowing some sick clouds bro!
Short one-liners
-I tried to quit smoking, but my cigarettes wouldn’t let me.
-I’m not addicted to vaping, I can quit anytime I want… I just don’t want to.
-Vaping is like a game of Russian Roulette. Except instead of a bullet, it’s your lungs.
Medium one-liners
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Long one-liners
Here are some long one-liners to make you smile:
“I’m not saying that I don’t like my life, but sometimes I wish that it came with a pause button.”
“I’m not sure what I’m doing tomorrow, but I’m pretty sure that it’s not going to involve getting out of bed.”
“I’m not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.”
“I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.”
