We all need a laugh, so why not check out our collection of funny van jokes? From classic one-liners to hilarious puns, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes about Vans
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the soccer player cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the van driver cross the road? I don’t know, but he got run over!
Jokes about Van Gogh
Did you hear about the time Van Gogh tried to get into a Dutch museum?
He was turned down!
Jokes about Vans Halen
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of Van Halen!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of Van Halen!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of Van Halen!
Jokes about Vanilla Ice
Why did Vanilla Ice cross the road?
To get to the other white side!
Jokes about other things
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This is a timeless classic that has been told time and time again. But what about other jokes?
Jokes about the sun
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck go to rehab?
Because he was addicted to quack!
Why did the mosquito go to the bar?
To suck on some blood!
Jokes about the moon
Why did the chicken go to the moon?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck go to the moon?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito go to the moon?
To get to the other side!
Why did the boy bounce his ball on the moon?
Because there was no one there to stop him!
Jokes about the stars
Why did the star cross the road?
To get to the other side!
