This blog is all about the vampire diaries. We’ve got jokes about Stefan, Damon, Elena, and all your other favorite characters. If you’re a fan of the show, you’ll love our humor.
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Jokes about Stefan
Why did Stefan cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did Stefan go to the library?To get some blood!Why did Stefan break up with Caroline?Because she wouldn’t stop nagging him!Why did Stefan have to leave Mystic Falls?Because he wasn’t allowed to sparkle in the sun!
Jokes about Stefan’s love for Elena
Why does Stefan love Elena so much?
Because she’s his type – hot and cold!
Jokes about Stefan’s humanity
What’s Stefan’s favorite type of music?
Human league!
Jokes about Damon
Why did Damon cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did Damon go to the hospital? Because he was feeling a little un-dead!Why did Damon open the fridge? Because he was thirsty!Why did Damon go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little un-bloody!
Jokes about Damon’s love for Elena
Why does Damon always want to be with Elena?
Because she is his type-O!
Jokes about Damon’s humanity
Q: What’s Damon’s favorite type of cheese?
A: Human.
Q: Why did Damon cross the road?
A: To get to the other side… of humanity!
Q: What do you call a vampire who only drinks the blood of humans?
A: A Damon!
Jokes about Katherine
Jokes about Katherine’s love for Stefan
Why does Katherine love Stefan so much?
Because he is the only one who is truly undead!
Jokes about Katherine’s love for Damon
Why did Katherine cross the road?
To get to Damon!
Jokes about Bonnie
Jokes about Bonnie’s magic
Why did Bonnie cross the road?
To get to the other side of the border!
Why did Bonnie go to the doctor?
Because she wasn’t feeling well!
Why can’t Bonnie tell a lie?
Because she’s always truthful!
Jokes about Bonnie’s love for Jeremy
Why did Bonnie cross the road?
To get to Jeremy!
Why did Bonnie dump Damon?
Because he was a pain in the neck!
Why can’t Bonnie stay out in the sun?
Because she might fry!
