Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny vaccination jokes. From poking fun at the flu to making light of the measles, we’ve got something for everyone.
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Jokes about the Flu
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the duck cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the mosquito cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the student cross the road?To get to the other side!Why did the doctor cross the road?To get to the other side!
Jokes about the common cold
What’s the best way to avoid getting the flu?
-Don’t sneeze in public!
-Wash your hands often and avoid touching your face.
-Stay away from sick people.
-Get a flu shot.
Jokes about the flu shot
Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and Flu shot in the same class?
A: Because if they did, no one would pass!
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
Jokes about Immunizations
Why did the chicken get vaccinated? So he wouldn’t end up as nuggets! If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out our list of funny vaccination jokes.
Jokes about vaccines
Q: Why was the chicken vaccinated?
A: To stop it from getting fowlpox!
Q: Why did the immunologist get divorced?
A: He found out his wife was cheating on him with a much more virulent strain.
Q: Why did the germ cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Jokes about getting a shot
Are you looking for some funny immunization jokes? If so, we’ve got you covered!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…of the road!
Why did the duck get vaccinated?
To stay healthy and quack virus-free!
Why did the mosquito get vaccinated?
To prevent West Nile virus!
Why did the turkey get vaccinated?
To prevent fowlpox!
Jokes about Herd Immunity
Jokes about being sick
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the Road Runner cross the road?
Beep beep!
Jokes about being healthy
These funny vaccination jokes are perfect for anyone who could use a good laugh. If you’re looking for a way to make light of the current situation, these herd immunity jokes are just what you need.
Why did the chicken get vaccinated?
To build up its herd immunity!
Why did the duck get vaccinated?
To build up its quack immunity!
Why did the mosquito get vaccinated?
To build up its swarm immunity!
