Funny Uterus Jokes: Because Your Uterus Deserves a Laugh

Welcome to Funny Uterus Jokes! We believe that your uterus deserves a laugh, so we’ve collected some of the best jokes about this amazing organ. From funny quips to hilariously relatable memes, we’ve got you covered.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy a good laugh courtesy of your uterus.

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Jokes about your period

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the menstrual cycle!

Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling very well!

Why are tampons keep getting lost?
Because they always go into hiding when they period!

Why did the woman cross the road?
To get to the other side of PMS!

Jokes about your cramps

Q: Why don’t they teach driver’s education and sex education on the same day in Ohio?
A: Because they don’t want to antagonize the Amish.

Q: What’s the best way to describe having cramps?
A: It feels like my insides are going through labor and no baby is coming out.

Q: What does an honorable discharge from the uterus mean?
A: You were evicted for non-payment of rent.

Q. How do you spell relief?
A. R-O-L-A-I-D-S

Jokes about your PMS

PMS jokes are everywhere – on TV, in magazines, and even in casual conversation. It’s no wonder that so many women feel like they can’t escape the barrage of PMS humor.

But what’s really behind all those jokes? Is it simply good natured fun, or is there something more sinister at work?

Some experts believe that the constant stream of PMS jokes is a way to trivialize and belittle the very real struggles that many women face with their menstrual cycles. By making light of something that can be very difficult for some women to deal with, society is essentially telling them that their experiences are not valid and that they should just ‘suck it up’.

Others argue that PMS humor can actually be empowering for women. After all, laughter is one of the best forms of medicine. And if we can laugh at something that causes us so much pain and frustration, then we can take away its power over us.

What do you think? Are PMS jokes funny or offensive? Do they make you feel better or worse about your own experience with PMS?

Jokes about your menopause

Q. What’s the best way to describe menopause?
A. You know you’re in menopause when your husband is having more hot flashes than you are.

Q. How does a woman know she’s in menopause?
A. She doesn’t care what kind of mood her husband is in.

Q: What can a man do to help his wife through menopause?
A: Give her a steak and a blow job. The blow job will help with the hot flashes, and the steak will help with the mood swings.

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