Funny and Useless Jokes to Make You Laugh

Check out our collection of funny and useless jokes that are sure to make you laugh. If you need a good laugh, then look no further!

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Introduction

We all need a good laugh now and then. And what better way to get a laugh than by telling a joke? Whether you’re looking for a funny joke to tell your friends or just want to make yourself laugh, we’ve got you covered.

Here are some of our favorite funny and useless jokes:

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!

Q: How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to change the bulb and two to complain about the old one.

The Funniest Jokes

Laughing is good for your health, and what better way to laugh than with some funny jokes? Check out these hilarious jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud. From clean knock-knock jokes and the top corny jokes, we’ve got the funniest jokes for kids and adults alike.

Knock, Knock jokes

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you going to answer the door or what?

Yo Mama jokes

Yo Mama is so fat…
-That when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
-That when the police saw her lying on the ground they thought somebody painted a wall!
-You have to grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
-When she wants to shake hands with someone, she has to give directions!
-The National Weather service names each new storm after her!
-She’s on both sides of the family!
-When your dad went to pick her up for the date, he had to go back with jumper cables and a tow truck!
-Her Senior pictures had to be run in three newspapers!
-She fell in love and broke it!
-When she wears a yellow raincoat, people driving by shout “taxi!”

Animal jokes

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To resurrect the dead!

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse!

The Useless Jokes

Don’t take life too seriously, enjoy a laugh with these funny and useless jokes. These might not be the most clever jokes but they will make you laugh.

Blonde jokes

Why did the blonde stand in front of the mirror with her eyes closed?

She wanted to see what she looked like asleep!

Math jokes

Math jokes are always a hit! Here are a few to get you started:

Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn’t right!

Q: Why didn’t the number 4 go to the party?
A: Because he was a square!

Q: You know what I saw today?
A: Everything I looked at.

Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oops, I forgot, I’m still working on that one.

IT jokes

Q: Why did the computer keep sneezing?
A: It had a virus!

Q: Why did the computer feel cold?
A: It was running Windows!

Q: Why did the computer keep tripping over?
A: It was using Internet Explorer!

Conclusion

Here are some more jokes to keep you laughing. If you want to read more, check out our other articles in the comedy section.

Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything

Q: Why did the gym close down?
A: It just didn’t work out!