Check out these funny Uber jokes to make your next ride more enjoyable. From funny Uber pickup lines to funny things to say to your Uber driver, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes
Short jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Long jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
Puns
Uber has become a staple in many people’s lives. What was once a luxury is now a convenient, affordable way to get around. But sometimes, Uber rides can be a little bit boring. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of funny Uber jokes to make your ride more enjoyable.
Short puns
Short and sweet — that’s what we’re going for with these short Uber jokes. Get ready to chuckle as you try out these puns on your Uber driver (or anyone else, for that matter).
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other ride!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road? To get to his school bus!
Long puns
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they areeasy to see through.
Riddles
Short riddles
-What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
An artichoke.
-What has a head but no body?
A nail.
-You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
They were all married.
Long riddles
1. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
2. Given that 1 gallon of gasoline weighs 6.3 pounds, how much does a full size (17 gallon) SUV weigh?
3. A man has a bee in his hand. What’s in his eye?
4. How much dirt is in a hole that measures 2 feet by 3 feet by 4 feet?
5. How many months have 28 days?
6. A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. He then leaves the bar, but returns to the bar and orders another drink. He then leaves the bar again, but this time he doesn’t return. What is the man’s name?
7. A woman has two children. If the older child is a boy, what is the probability that the other child is also a boy?
8. You are driving down the road in your car on a beautiful sunny day when you notice a truck ahead of you with a banner attached to its rear end that reads: “If You Can Read This Banner, I Will Give You $100.” However, as you get closer to the truck, you notice that the driver has his left brake light out. Yet, you still read the banner anyway – what should have happened?
