Funny Turtleneck Jokes to Make You Laugh

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny turtleneck jokes! Guaranteed to make you laugh out loud, these jokes are perfect for anyone who loves a good pun.

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Joke #1

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

Joke #2

Why did the chicken wear a turtleneck?

To keep its neck warm, of course!

Joke #3

Why don’t turtles ever get sick?

Because they have shell-ter!

Joke #4

Why did the chicken wear a turtleneck?

To keep warm, of course!

Joke #5

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

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