Funny Turtle Jokes Your Kids Will Love

Here are some funny turtle jokes your kids will love. If you’re looking for a laugh, these jokes are sure to provide it.

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Looking for some fun turtle jokes for kids? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes about turtles below. You’ll find everything from silly puns to knock-knock jokes that are sure to get your little ones laughing.

Funny Turtle Jokes

Why did the turtle go to the doctor?

Q: Why did the turtle go to the doctor?
A: To get a recomm-shell-dation!

What do you call a turtle with a broken shell?

A turtle with a broken shell is called a turtle without a shell.

What do you call a turtle without a shell?

A turtle without a shell is called a naked turtle.


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny turtle jokes! If you have any other great jokes that your kids would enjoy, please share them with us in the comments below!

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