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Tulip Jokes
What do you call a tulip that’s been hit by a car?
A squashed tulip!
What do you call a tulip that’s been hit by a truck?
What do you call a tulip that’s been hit by a truck? A flattened flower!
What do you call a tulip that’s been hit by a train?
A flower on the tracks!
More Tulip Jokes
Tulips are one of the most popular flowers in the world. And not just because they’re pretty. Tulips are also very funny. Here are some of the funniest tulip jokes you’ve ever heard.
What do you call a tulip that’s been hit by a plane?
Tulip fields are a common sight in Netherlands. They are often located near airports, which can pose a risk to low-flying planes. If a plane were to hit a tulip, the resulting impact would be devastating. The Tulip Joke is a tongue-in-cheek way of referencing this potential disaster.
What do you call a tulip that’s been hit by a meteor?
A tulip that’s been hit by a meteor is called a “tuliplosion.”
What do you call a tulip that’s been hit by a comet?
Tulipmania was a period in the Dutch Golden Age during which contract prices for some bulbs of the recently introduced tulip reached extraordinarily high levels and then dramatically collapsed in February 1637. It is generally considered the first recorded speculative bubble (or economic bubble). In many ways, the tulip mania was more of a hitherto unknown socio-economic phenomenon than a significant economic one.
Even More Tulip Jokes
What do you call a tulip that’s been hit by a UFO?
A tulip that’s been hit by a UFO is called an “abducted tulip.”
What do you call a tulip that’s been hit by a asteroid?
A flower after a long journey.
What do you call a tulip that’s been hit by a meteorite?
A star-gazer!
