Funny Tuesday Jokes to Make You Smile

It’s Funny Tuesday! Check out our selection of jokes that are sure to make you smile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the duck cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the mosquito cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Tuesday Jokes

It’s Tuesday, which means the week is halfway over and you’re probably in need of a pick-me-up. These funny Tuesday jokes will do the trick. From silly puns to knock-knock jokes, there’s something here for everyone. So take a break from work, sit back, and enjoy the laughter.

Jokes about Tuesday

Why did the chicken cross the road on Tuesday?
To get to Wednesday!

Why was Tuesday so sad?
Because Wednesday was coming.

Why are Tuesdays so terrible?
Because they’re in the middle of Mon-day and Wed-nesday!

Jokes about Work

We all know that work can sometimes be a drag. But it doesn’t have to be! laughter is the best medicine, after all. So brighten up your Tuesday with some hilarious jokes about work. You’re sure to get a few laughs (and maybe even a few groans) from your co-workers with these gems!

-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the office!
-Why did the coffee file a lawsuit? Because it was grounds for Divorce!
-Why did the computer keep sneezing? It had a virus!
-Why did the pencil sharpener go to jail? Because it was accused of graphite violence!
-How do you throw a space party? You planet!

Jokes about School

It’s the first day of school and a teacher is going over the rules. “Now, I won’t tolerate any fighting in my classroom. If you get into a fight, you’ll be sent to the office and you’ll be suspended.”

A hand goes up. “But what if we have to fight?”

“Well, that’s different. If you have to fight, then you can come back to class.”


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny Tuesday jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs, be sure to check out our other articles, including the best Friday the 13th jokes and April Fool’s Day pranks.

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