Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of the funniest tuba jokes you’ve never heard!
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Introduction
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other band!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other pond!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other slider!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
The best tuba jokes
Q: How do you know a tuba is in the room?
A: You can feel the weight of the air.
Q: What’s the difference between a tuba player and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What’s the difference between a tuba and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug one of them in before it sucks.
Q: How do you make a tuba sound like a french horn?
A: Stick your hand in the bell and play anything by Mendelssohn.
The worst tuba jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other band!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other band!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other band!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to school!
The funniest tuba jokes
1. How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
2. How do you know if there’s a tuba player at your door? They can’t find the key and they keep coming back!
3. How do you make arench sound like a tuba? Add some dirt!
4. How does a tuba player show affection? He gives her a big, wet kiss…on the cheek!
5. Want to hear a construction joke? Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
6. Why don’t orchestra members ever ask for raises? Because they know the conductor has all the money in the world!
7. What do you call 10 tubas at the bottom of the ocean? A good start!
Conclusion
We hope you’ve enjoyed our compilation of the funniest tuba jokes you’ve never heard! If you have any favorites that we missed, be sure to share them with us in the comments!
