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Trumpet Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the girl cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the man cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the woman cross the road? To get to the other side!Why did the zebra cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What do you call a trumpet player with a beeper?
A contacts musician.
How do you know if a trumpet player is at your door?
You don’t, they just go away.
Trumpet Puns
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other orchestra! If you’re looking for some funny trumpet jokes, you’ve come to the right place. Trumpet puns are the best way to get a laugh out of your musician friends.
I tried to catch some fog earlier.. I mist.
I tried to catch some fog earlier.. I mist.
How do you throw a space party? You planet!
This is one of our favorite trumpet puns! If you’re looking for more laughs, check out our other funny trumpet jokes.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other band!
-Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
-Why did the musician get fired from the orchestra? Because he kept hitting all the wrong notes!
-How do you fix a broken tuba? With a tuba glue!
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring.. I’m all right now though.
I’m all right now though.
