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Jokes
Laugh it up with these Trumoo jokes. We all need to take a break from the seriousness of life and have a good laugh. These jokes are perfect for that.
Short jokes
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything!
Q. Why did the gym close down?
A. It just didn’t work out!
Q. You know what I saw today?
A. Everything I looked at.
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through.
Long jokes
Q. Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A. He didn’t have the guts.
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!
Q. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A. An abdominal snowman!
Q. What do you call a reindeer with no eyes?
A. No eye-deer!
Q:What do you call a duck that steals?
A: A rob duck!
Jokes with pictures
Are you looking for some funny Trumoo jokes? Then look no further! Here are some hilarious jokes that will have you laughing out loud.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Puns
Trump jokes are all the rage right now. Here are some of the best ones we’ve heard.
Short puns
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
R!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Want to hear a construction joke?
Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
I invented a new word: Plagiarism!
Long puns
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call a snowman with a temperature of 98.6 degrees Fahrenheit? A analogue snowman!
What do you call an icicle that plays music? AJustin Bieber icicle!
Puns with pictures
A pun is a joke that exploits the different possible meanings of a word or phrase. Puns can be funny, but they can also be confusing or even frustrating for people who don’t understand them.
Here are some examples of puns with pictures:
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road? To get to the other side!
Riddles
Short riddles
Q: I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
A: An Echo!
Q: You see a boat filled with people. It has not sunk, but when you look again you don’t see a single person on the boat. Why?
A: Everyone was married!
Q: A man has a bee in his hand. What’s in his eye?
A: Beauty
Long riddles
What has one bee at one end and five bees at the other?
A beeline!
What do you get if you cross a snowman with a vampire?
Frostbite!
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
An abdominal snowman!
Riddles with pictures
Q: What has a heart that doesn’t beat?
A: An artichoke!
Q: How do you catch a cheetah?
A: You tie him to a post!
Q. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A. To get to the other side.
