If you are looking for some good old fashioned humor, then Funny and Truly Tasteless Jokes is the blog for you. This site is dedicated to bringing you the best jokes that are both funny and tasteless.
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Welcome to Funny and Truly Tasteless Jokes! We specialize in the best jokes that are both funny and tasteless. If you are easily offended, then this is not the site for you. But if you like your humor dark and twisted, then you have come to the right place.
So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the funniest and most tasteless jokes on the internet!
The Best Tasteless Jokes
What’s the best way to describe it when a woman says “She’s not into you”?
Her reset button is broken.
Why don’t women blink during foreplay?
They don’t have time.
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don’t know…it has never happened.
What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They’re both empty from the neck up.
The Funniest Tasteless Jokes
What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you kill it.
What’s the difference between a blonde and a banana?
Bananas are yellow on the outside and white on the inside. Blondes are the opposite.
How do you catch a cheetah?
You tie him to a post!
How do you catch a fish without using bait or a net?
You cut off its head!
The Most Tasteless Jokes
The following jokes are considered to be the most tasteless jokes of all time. If you are easily offended, you may want to skip this list.
1. How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?Answer: That’s not funny.
2. Why don’t blondes catch colds as often as other people?Answer: Because they have lighter sneezes.
3. What do you call a group of killer whales?Answer: A pod ofserial killers.
4. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?Answer: Two, one to hold the giraffe and the otherto fill the bathtub with whipped cream.
5. How many communists does it take to screw in a light bulb?Answer: Two, one to screw in the light bulb andthe other to monitor its activity.
The Most Outrageous Tasteless Jokes
The Most Outrageous Tasteless Jokes are the ones that make you laugh out loud, even though you know you really shouldn’t. If you are looking for a good laugh, and don’t mind a little (or a lot) of bad taste, then this is the book for you.
Here are just a few of the gems you will find inside:
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
-To get to the other side…of the toilet paper roll!
-Why did the boy cross the road?
-To get to his girlfriend’s house!
-What do you call two guys in a VW Beetle going down the road?
-Skinhead 1 and Skinhead 2!
The Craziest Tasteless Jokes
So Truly Tasteless Jokes are the craziest, most offensive, and funniest jokes you’ll ever hear! If you’re looking for a laugh, and don’t mind a little (or a lot) of offense, then this is the book for you.
The Most Offensive Tasteless Jokes
-How do you keep a Jew from waking up on time?
-You tie him to the bed and stuff a gag in his mouth!
-Why were the Pants of the Pope burned?
-Because he was an Anti-Semite!
-What’s the difference between getting a blow job from a Jewish girl and getting one from a Catholic girl?
-The Jewish girl doesn’t charge you $5.00!
The Most Controversial Tasteless Jokes
Some jokes are so controversial and tasteless that they push the boundaries of acceptability. Some people find them offensive, while others find them hilarious. Here are some of the most controversial and tasteless jokes ever told.
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One – he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
-What’s the difference between a man and a condom?
Condoms have less heartache, cost less, and last longer!
-How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Rename your mailbox “Instruction Manuals”
The Most Unacceptable Tasteless Jokes
What’s the most unacceptable tasteless joke you’ve ever heard? Here are some of the most truly tasteless jokes we’ve ever come across:
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. (This one is so old, it’s actually kind of funny in a nostalgic way.)
-How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. (Ha ha, very funny… NOT!)
-What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob. (We’re not sure why this one is so incredibly unfunny, but it just is.)
-Why did the man put his hand in the blender? To see if it was off. (Ouch, that one hurts!)
-What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a Wall? Art. (Again, not sure why this is supposed to be funny, but it’s not.)
We hope you’ve enjoyed our collection of funny and truly tasteless jokes! While they may not be everyone’s cup of tea, we think they’re perfect for those times when you need a good laugh. So next time you’re feeling down, be sure to give them a read – we promise they’ll at least make you smile!