Check out these funny truck jokes to make your day. If you’re a trucker or just love trucks, these jokes are sure to make you laugh.
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Jokes about trucks
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the truck.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the truck.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side of the truck.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to his truck!
Jokes about truck drivers
What’s a trucker’s favorite fruit?
A pair-a-dice.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the truck stop.
What’s a trucker’s favorite vegetable?
Asparagus – it’s good for long trips.
How do you know a trucker is really angry?
He starts honking his horn and yelling out the window at the same time.
Jokes about trucking
Q: What’s a trucker’s favorite food?
A: Truck stop food!
Q. How do you know if there’s a trucker in the room?
A. He’s the one with the big belly and the stained shirt.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the truck stop!
Jokes about truck accidents
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why did the truck driver cross the road?
A: To get to the accident!
Jokes about trucker CB radios
What’s a trucker’s favorite kind of music?
Country!
What do you call a trucker with a sense of humor?
A comedian!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the truck stop!
