Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny trombone jokes. From musician jokes to instrument jokes, we’ve got all the trombone humor you need to brighten your day.
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Jokes
A trombone walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t serve your kind here.” The trombone replies, “Don’t worry, I’m just here for the band.”
What do you call a trombone player with a beeper?
An optimist!
What’s the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?
Trombone players have more fun. Trumpet players think they’re better than everyone else.
How do you know if a trombone is out of tune?
If the slide is in and out more than twice, it’s out of tune.
Puns
Trombone puns are the best kind of puns. Here are some of the best trombone puns to make you smile.
I tried to catch some fog earlier. I mist.
A pun is a joke that makes a play on words. A trombone pun is a joke that specifically makes a play on words related to the trombone.
Whether you’re a trombone player or just someone who enjoys a good pun, these trombone jokes are sure to make you smile. So sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the best trombone puns out there!
Q: What’s the difference between a trombone and a trumpet?
A: A trumpet burns longer.
Q: What’s the difference between a trombone and a French horn?
A: A French horn doesn’t come with its own road map.
Q: How do you know if there’s a trombone player at your door?
A: The doorbell drags.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
I wanted to tell a time travel joke but you guys didn’t like that one.
I’m sorry, I wanted to tell a time travel joke but you guys didn’t like that one.
