A list of funny toy jokes that will make you laugh out loud. These toy jokes are perfect for kids and adults alike.
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Jokes about different types of toys
There are so many different types of toys out there, and each one can be the source of some hilariously funny jokes. Here are a few examples:
Q: What kind of toy goes “zzz-zzz-zzz”?
A: A sleepy toy!
Q: What kind of toy runs around the house all night?
A: A restless toy!
Q: What kind of toy never gets tired?
A: An vibrant toy!
Jokes about specific toys
Jokes about specific toys:
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the toy store!
-Why did the duck go into the toy store?
To buy a rubber ducky!
-Why did the pig go into the toy store?
To buy a rubber piggy!
-Why did the teddy bear go into the toy store?
To buy a rubber teddy!
Jokes about toy companies
There are plenty ofToy companies out there making all sorts of different products. From stuffed animals to action figures, there’s a toy company out there that make just about anything you can think of.
What do you call a toy company that makes only one type of product? A attention deficit disorder!
What do you call a toy company that only makes products for girls? A Barbie-doll!
What do you call a toy company that only makes products for boys? A G.I. Joe-k!
Jokes about toy collectors
Whether you’re a passionate toy collector or you just like to joke about people who are, these funny toy jokes are sure to make you laugh.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the toy store!
Why did the duck go into the toy store?
To get a rubber ducky!
Why did the boy go into the toy store?
To find a new toy!
What do you call a toy that’s been in the water too long?
A soggy toy!
Jokes about people who work with toys
Why did the toy designer get fired?
Because he couldn’t Play-Doh!
Why did the toy store go out of business?
Because it was Toys “R” Us!
Why did the toys keep getting lost?
Because they were always Toying around!
