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Toomy Cooper Jokes
These Toomy Cooper jokes are so funny, they will make you laugh out loud. Take a break from your stressful day and enjoy these funny jokes. If you have a Toomy Cooper joke that you think is the funniest, please share it with us!
Toomy Cooper and the Law
Why did Toomy Cooper cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did Toomy Cooper go to jail?
Because he stole a loaf of bread!
Toomy Cooper and the Doctor
Doctor: I’m sorry, Toomy, but you only have six months to live.
Toomy: But, Doc, I thought you said I had Alzheimer’s!
Doctor: Yes, I did. But it has progressed much faster than we thought it would.
Toomy Cooper and the Teacher
Toomy Cooper was in class one day when the teacher asked the students to name the most important person in their lives. Toomy immediately raised his hand and said, “My Mummy!” The teacher was taken aback and asked Toomy why his Mummy was so important. Toomy replied, “Because she’s always there for me when I need her!”
More Toomy Cooper Jokes
Here are some more hilarious Toomy Cooper jokes for you to enjoy!
Toomy Cooper and the Dentist
Toomy Cooper goes to the dentist. The dentist says, “This is going to hurt.” Toomy Cooper says, “I know.”
Toomy Cooper and the Mechanic
Toomy Cooper took his Jaguar in for an oil change and asked the mechanic to check the brakes. A few days later, he picked up the car and the mechanic told him that the brakes were fine but he had found a problem with the engine.
“What’s wrong with my engine?” Toomy asked.
“It’s running a little bit hot,” the mechanic said. “You might want to take it easy on the gas for a while.”
Toomy Cooper took his Jaguar in for an oil change and asked the mechanic to check the brakes. A few days later, he picked up the car and the mechanic told him that the brakes were fine but he had found a problem with the engine.
“What’s wrong with my engine?” Toomy asked.
“It’s running a little bit hot,” the mechanic said. “You might want to take it easy on the gas for a while.”
Toomy Cooper and the Plumber
Toomy Cooper was having some major problems with his plumbing, so he called a plumber. The plumber came over and looked at Toomy’s plumbing and said, “I’m sorry, Mr. Cooper, but you’re going to need to replace your entire plumbing system.” Toomy was shocked and said, “Can’t you just fix the problem?” The plumber said, “I could try, but it would be a waste of time and money. Your best bet is to just start over with new plumbing.” Toomy was reluctant, but he realized that the plumber was right.
So Toomy asked the plumber how much it would cost to replace his plumbing. The plumber said, “It would cost about $5,000.” Toomy gasped and said, “That’s way too much money! I can’t afford that!” The plumber said, “I’m sorry, Mr. Cooper, but there’s nothing I can do. Your best bet is to just start over with new plumbing.”
Toomy was desperate, so he asked the plumber if there was anything he could do to reduce the cost. The plumber thought for a moment and said, ” Well, you could try bargaining with me. I might be able to give you a discount if you’re able to convince me that you really need it.” Toomy agreed and began bargaining with the plumber. After a long negotiation, they finally agreed on a price of $3,500.
Toomy was relieved and thanked the plumber for his help. As the plumber was leaving, Toomy asked him one last question: “By the way, how long will it take to install the new plumbing?” The plumber chuckled and said,”That’s the easy part – it’ll only take two hours.”
