The Funniest Tom Brady Jokes You’ve Never Heard

We all know that Tom Brady is one of the greatest quarterbacks of all time. But did you know that he’s also one of the funniest guys in the NFL?

Check out our list of the funniest Tom Brady jokes you’ve never heard. From his self-deprecating sense of humor to his playful teasing of opponents, there’s no one who can make us laugh quite like Tom Brady.

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Jokes about Brady’s age

How does Tom Brady stay so young?

By drinking from the fountain of youth!

Why did Tom Brady retire?

Because he wanted to spend more time with his family!

Tom Brady must be getting old. I heard he was using Just for Men hair color!

Jokes about Brady’s “deflategate” scandal

What do you call a football player who’s been caught cheating? Tom Brady.

Why did Tom Brady cross the road? To get to the other side of the end zone.

How does Tom Brady keep his hair so nice and shiny? He deflates it.

What’s the difference between a car tire and a football? You can only deflate one of them.

Jokes about Brady’s supermodel wife

1.Why did Tom Brady cross the road?

To get to the other side of Gisele Bundchen!

2.Why was Gisele so mad at Tom Brady?

Because he deflated her expectations!

3.Why did Brady throw his Super Bowl ring into the ocean?

Because he wanted to make a point: even he could throw something that far!

Jokes about Brady’s 6 Super Bowl wins

You’re probably familiar with Tom Brady’s five Super Bowl wins. But did you know that he also has a sixth Super Bowl win? That’s right, the funniest Tom Brady jokes are about his sixth Super Bowl win.

Here are some of the best:

-What do you call a team that’s won six Super Bowls? Dominant.

-How many Patriots does it take to win a Super Bowl? Six, apparently.

-What do you call a team that’s won six Super Bowls? Lucky.

Jokes about Brady’s “tuck rule”

What do you call it when Tom Brady throws the ball away?

A tuck rule!

Why did Tom Brady cross the road?

To get to the other end zone!

Why does Tom Brady always have a smile on his face?

Because he knows the refs will bail him out!

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