Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of the funniest toe jokes you’ve ever heard!
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Jokes about Toes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the toe cross the road?
I don’t know, but I heard it’s because it was sick of being stepped on!
Why did the big toe cross the road?
To get to the pedicure salon!
What do you call a chicken with no toes?
Allergic to poultry!
Jokes about Toenails
Q:Why did the big toe cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q:Why did the funguses leave the toenail?
A:Because it was too tuff!
Q:Why was the toenail upset?
A:Because it was stepped on!
Jokes about Toe Corns
What do you call a corn on the big toe?
A bigtoecorn!
What do you call a corn on the little toe?
A littletoecorn!
Jokes about Toe Fungus
Toe Jokes
Why did the athlete put his shoes on his feet?
To keep them from getting athlete’s foot!
Why did the doctor prescribe crutches for the man with the broken toe?
He needed something to keep his foot off the ground!
What kind of shoes does a baby wear?
Tiny sneakers or booties!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Jokes about Toe Jam
Why did the big toe go out with the little toe?
Because he couldn’t find a date!
Why did the toe cross the road?
To get to the other side!
What kind of jam don’t toes like?
Toe jam!
