A list of the funniest thumb jokes to make you laugh out loud. If you’re looking for a good laugh, then this is the blog post for you!
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Introduction
What’s the best way to make a thumbprint? Put your thumb in an inkpad!
Why did the chicken put her thumb in the flour? To make a flour print!
How does a rabbi make a thumbprint? With a kosher inkpad!
Why did the pirate put his thumb in the flour? To make a flour print!
What do you call a dinosaur with one thumb? Tyrannosaurus Rex!
Thumb Jokes
Laughing is healthy. It’s been shown toReduce stress, lower blood pressure, boost your immune system, and just make you feel good. And what better way to laugh than with some thumb jokes?
Knock, Knock
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thumb.
Thumb who?
No one knows, that’s why it’s funny!
Who’s There?
-Knock knock
-Who’s there?
-Thumb
-Thumb who?
I Don’t Know
I don’t know why all these jokes are about thumbs.
More Thumb Jokes
Here are some more funny thumb jokes to make you laugh. If you like these, be sure to check out our other jokes as well.
What do you call a thumb with a cold?
What do you call a thumb with a cold?
A sore thumbs-up!
Why did the thumb cross the road?
Why did the thumb cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Conclusion
We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny thumb jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs, be sure to check out our other joke collections, including jokes about:
-Butts
-Hair
-Toes
-Noses
