Funny Thanksgiving Riddles and Jokes

It’s that time of year again! Time to stuff our bellies full of turkey and all the fixin’s. But before we do, let’s test our wit with some funny Thanksgiving riddles and jokes!

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Are you looking for some fun Thanksgiving riddles and jokes? Then look no further! We’ve got a whole collection of funny Thanksgiving riddles and jokes that are perfect for the whole family. From Thanksgiving dinner riddles to Turkey day puns, there’s something for everyone. So get ready to have some fun this Thanksgiving!

Turkey Riddles

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side!

What’s a turkey’s favorite drink?

What do you call a baby turkey?
A gobblet!

Pilgrim Riddles

1. Why did the Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock?
-To get off the boat!

2. How many Pilgrims does it take to screw in a light bulb?
-Two, but if you want them to do it right, you’ll need a Puritan.

3. What was the favorite food of the Pilgrims?
-Fry bread!

4. What kind of music did the Pilgrims like?
-Puritanical folk songs!

5. What was the Pilgrim’s favorite color?
-Plymouth Rock!

Cornucopia Riddles

1. What is long and yellow and goes “nee-nee”?
A babycorn!

2. Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side!

3. What do you call a turkey in an elevator?

4. Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side!

5. How many months have 28 days?
All of them!

Miscellaneous Riddles

Q: Why couldn’t the turkey go out on Thanksgiving?
A: Because he was already stuffed!

Q: How many calories are in a Thanksgiving feast?
A: Plenty enough to keep you running back for more!

Q. Why did the oven get turned off during Thanksgiving dinner?
A. The turkey popped out and said, “I’m done!”


And that’s the end of our funny Thanksgiving riddles and jokes. We hope you enjoyed them and that you have a great Thanksgiving!

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