Funny Thanksgiving Math Jokes to Make You Smile

Looking for some laughs this Thanksgiving? Check out our collection of funny Thanksgiving math jokes! From turkey-themed puns to math riddles, we’ve got something for everyone. So grab a slice of pumpkin pie and enjoy!

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Thanksgiving is a time to give thanks, but it’s also a time for turkey, stuffing, pumpkin pie, and math jokes! Whether you’re looking for a math joke to share with your family or friends, or you’re a teacher looking for a way to make your students smile on Thanksgiving, we’ve got you covered.

Here are some of our favorite funny Thanksgiving math jokes:

Q: Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: How many slices of pie can fit in an 8″ pie pan?
A: 6.283185307… but who’s counting?

Q: Why did the chicken go to the seance?
A: To connect with its past lives.

Q: What does a Pilgrim use to fix his teeth?
A: Pilgrim Paste!

Turkey Time

It’s Turkey Time! This Thanksgiving, make math fun with some hilarious turkey jokes. These funny jokes about turkeys are perfect for kids of all ages. So why not take a break from cooking and enjoy some math-themed laughs with your family and friends?

Q: What kind of animal doesn’t mind getting wet?
A: A wet turkey!

Q: Why did the math book look so sad?
A: Because it had so many problems!

Q: How can you tell if a turkey is intelligent?
A: If it can pass a elementary math test!

Pilgrims and Indians

Pilgrims and Indians:

Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?

To get to the other colony!

Why did the Indian cross the road?

To get to the other teepee!

Turkey Trot

When it comes to making Thanksgiving dinner, math is essential. From figuring out how much food to buy to estimating how long it will take to cook the turkey, math is a crucial part of the holiday. And, of course, there’s always the question of whether or not there will be enough pie for everyone.

To help get you in the Thanksgiving spirit, we’ve rounded up some of our favorite math jokes about turkeys, pies and all things Thanksgiving. So whether you’re looking for a laugh or just want to brush up on your math skills, these jokes are sure to make you smile.

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!

Q: How do you make a pumpkin pie?
A: You cut it in half and scoop out the guts!

Q: How many slices of pie can you eat if you want to stay within your calorie budget?
A: Just one… I can’t have pie and lose weight!

Cranberry Sauce

How do you fix a serious cranberry sauce deficiency?

By cranberry surgery!


1. What do you call stuffing made out of math jokes?
2. Math stuffing!
3. How many math jokes does it take to stuff a turkey?
4. Only a few, if you’re careful with the denominators!

Sweet Potatoes

What do you call a sweet potato that’s trying to be a pumpkin?
A yametta!


What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert?

What kind of pie can you not eat?
Mud pie!

How do you fix a broken pie?
With a pie patch!

Why did the math book look so sad?
Because it had too many problems!


We hope you enjoyed our collection of Thanksgiving math jokes! If you have any other favorites, be sure to share them with us in the comments below. And, from all of us at, have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

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