Funny Thanksgiving Jokes You Can Print Out

Looking for some laughs this Thanksgiving? Check out our collection of funny Thanksgiving jokes you can print out and share with your friends and family.

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Thanksgiving is a time for family, friends, and of course, lots of food. But it can also be a time for laughter. If you’re looking for some funny Thanksgiving jokes to share with the people you love, we’ve got you covered.

Just print out this list and you’ll be all set. Be warned, some of these jokes are pretty corny. But that’s part of the fun, right?


Turkey day is just around the corner, and what better way to celebrate than with some hilarious Thanksgiving jokes? These jokes are perfect for kids and adults alike. So, whether you’re looking for some light-hearted fun or want to add a little levity to your holiday feast, these jokes are sure to do the trick.

Short Thanksgiving jokes

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: “Oh my, this looks like it’s going to be a baster day!”

Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: To get to the other side … of the plate!

Q: How many drums does a Woodpecker need?
A: Ten – one for each finger!

Longer Thanksgiving jokes

How did the first Thanksgiving dinner taste?

A: Like it was supposed to taste! The Pilgrims were too busy trying to survive to worry about food!

Why are turkeys always worried?

A: Because they know they’re going to be stuffed!

Why did the turkey cross the road?

A: To get to the other side!

Printable jokes

Why not add some humor to your Thanksgiving table this year with these funny Thanksgiving jokes. You can print them out and put them on the table for everyone to enjoy. These jokes are sure to get a few laughs from the kids and even the adults. So, if you’re looking for some fun Thanksgiving jokes to print out, look no further!

Short Thanksgiving jokes

Q: Why did the police officer go to the turkey’s house?
A: To see if anyone was stuffing anything illegal!

Q: Why couldn’t the turkey cross the road?
A: Because he was chicken!

Q: What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?
A: “If your father could see you now, he’d be rolling over in his gravy!”

Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Enough drumsticks for everyone!

Longer Thanksgiving jokes

Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To figure out what happened in its past life.

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

How do you catch a cheetah?
You tie him to a post!

What do you call an elf who tells jokes?
A joke-teller!

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