Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Preschoolers

Read our funny Thanksgiving jokes for preschoolers. These jokes will have the whole family laughing.

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Introduction

Thanksgiving is a time to come together with family and friends, enjoy good food and reflect on the things we are thankful for. It is also a time for laughter and fun. If you are looking for some funny Thanksgiving jokes to share with the little ones in your life, look no further! Here are 20 Thanksgiving jokes that are sure to get a giggle.

Q: What did the turkey say to the Pilgrim?
A: Put me in the oven and watch me roast!

Q: What did one turkey say to the other?
A: Gobble gobble or we’ll begobble you up!

Q: Why did the Pilgrims cross the ocean?
A: To get to the other tide!

Q: How do you fix a turkey?
A: You can’t, you have to kill it first!

Q: What did grandma put in her turkey stuffing?
A: Her teeth!

Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the turkey hide in the bushes?
To surprise his friends!

Why did the turkey sit on the pumpkin?
To hatch it!

Pilgrim Jokes

Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the Pilgrim wear big black boots?
To keep his feet dry while crossing the creek!

Why did the turkey go to the Pilgrim’s house?
Because he was invited for Thanksgiving dinner!

What do you call a Pilgrim who is afraid of water?
A chicken!

Cornucopia Jokes

What does a cornucopia say when it’s full?

All ears!

What does a turkey say when it sees a cornucopia?

Wow, that’s a lot of food!

Indian Jokes

What’s an Indian’s favorite food?

Fried rice!

Family Jokes

What do you call a turkey in an elevator?
A lift!

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Why did the turkey hide under the table?
Because he didn’t want to be eaten!

Conclusion

What is a turkey’s favorite dessert?

Pumpkin pi!

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