Funny Thanksgiving Jokes for Kids

Looking for some funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids? Check out our collection of hilarious jokes that will have the whole family laughing!

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When it comes to Thanksgiving, what’s not to love? There’s the food, of course—turkey, stuffing, pie… Yum! And then there’s the chance to spend time with family and friends, giving thanks for all the good things in our lives. But one of the best things about Thanksgiving is the fun! Whether it’s watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade or playing touch football after the big meal, there are plenty of ways to enjoy some laughs on Turkey Day.

And what better way to get the giggles going than with some funny Thanksgiving jokes? We’ve put together a collection of kids’ jokes that are perfect for telling around the Thanksgiving table. So whether your little ones are looking to make their grandparents laugh or just want to have some fun with their cousins, these jokes are sure to do the trick.

Turkey Jokes

Why did the turkey cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why did the turkey go to the beach?

To get a tan!

Why did the turkey stay up all night?

To see the sunrise!

Pilgrim Jokes

Q: What’s a Pilgrim’s favorite cartoon character?
A: Linus!

Q: How did the Pilgrim’s stay healthy on their long voyage?
A: They ate plenty of p-corn!

Q: What kind of music do Pilgrims like?
A: Newspaper!

Family Jokes

What did the turkey say to the farmer?

Pardon me, I’d like to have a word with you!

Why did the Pilgrims land on Plymouth Rock?

Because it was looking for America!

Why did the Pilgrim cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because they are easy to see through.

Food Jokes

What do you call a turkey Ugly
Why couldn’t the turkey join the band Because he was already in the soup
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like Plymouth Rock
Why did the turkey eat too much Because he was stuffed
Why did the chicken go to the seance To get to the other side
What age do you have to be to eat at the kids table Five
How many of each animal did Moses take on the ark Twenty
Why are turkeys so stupid Because they come from eggs
How do you catch a wild turkey Just put something tasty in its cage and wait for it to strut up to you.


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny Thanksgiving jokes for kids. If you have any other great ideas, please share them with us in the comments section below. And, if you’re looking for more Thanksgiving fun, check out our Thanksgiving coloring pages, puzzles, and printables.

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