Funny Tesla Jokes to Make You Smile

Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny Tesla jokes. We’re sure they’ll put a smile on your face.

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Jokes about Tesla’s Cars

Tesla’s cars are some of the most popular electric cars on the market. They’re also some of the most popular cars to joke about. Here are a few funny Tesla jokes to make you smile.

Jokes about Tesla’s self-driving cars

What do you call a Tesla that can’t find its way home?
-A lost cause.

What do you call a Tesla that drives itself off a cliff?
-A dead end.

Why did Tesla make self-driving cars?
-So they could finally have some competition.

Jokes about Tesla’s electric cars

What do you call a Tesla car that doesn’t work? A toaster!

Why did Tesla build an electric car? To shock people!

Why are Teslas so popular? Because they’re electrifying!

Jokes about Tesla’s CEO, Elon Musk

Jokes about Elon Musk’s tweets

Twitter is a platform where people can share their thoughts and feelings with the world. And sometimes, those thoughts and feelings are about Elon Musk.

Here are some funny tweets about Tesla’s CEO:

“Elon Musk wants to put a Tesla in every garage. I just want a garage.”

“Just because Elon Musk is on Twitter doesn’t mean he’s not a total douchebag.”

“Elon Musk is so rich he bought Twitter just to see what people were saying about him.”

Jokes about Elon Musk’s business ventures

What do you call an all-electric car company run by a South African-born billionaire? A Tesla!

Why did Elon Musk start a tunneling company? So he could dig himself out of all the Tesla debt!

What’s the difference between Elon Musk and God? God doesn’t think he’s Elon Musk!

Jokes about Tesla’s Stock

A recent study shows that just about everyone loves a good Tesla joke. In fact, Tesla’s stock has risen about 20% since the beginning of the year, thanks to the power of laughter. Here are some of the best Tesla jokes to make you smile.

Jokes about Tesla’s stock price

Why did Tesla’s stock price go down?

Because the company’s electric cars are too expensive!

Jokes about Tesla’s stock split

What do you call a Tesla stock that’s split in half?
A stock split!

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