Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of funny terrorist jokes. From suicide bombers to hostage situations, we’ve got all the terrorist humor you need!
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Table of Contents
Joke #1
What’s a terrorist’s favorite fruit?
A bomb-berry!
Joke #2
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #3
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the other bomb site!
Joke #4
What do you get when you cross a terrorist with a snowman?
A suicide bomber!
Joke #5
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the other bomb!
Joke #6
What do you call a terrorist with a machine gun?
An equal opportunity employer.
Joke #7
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the other bomb!
Joke #8
How many terrorists does it take to change a light bulb?
Fifty. One to screw in the bulb, and forty-nine to yell “Allahu Akbar!”
Joke #9
Q: Why did the terrorist cross the road?
A: To get to the other bomb site.
Joke #10
Why did the terrorist cross the road?
To get to the other bomb!
