Teeth are important for so many reasons. They help us eat, speak and smile. And, for some reason, teeth are also a popular subject for jokes. If you’re looking for a good laugh, check out these funny teeth jokes.
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Welcome to our collection of funny teeth jokes. We’ve gathered together a good selection of amusing quips and chuckled-worthy puns about teeth so you can keep your smile healthy AND enjoy some good old-fashioned humor.
Funny Teeth Jokes
Knock knock. Who’s there? Teeth. Teeth who? Teeth you a Merry Christmas!
The Dentist and the Chicken
Q: What did the dentist say to the chicken?
A: “You need some serious orthodontic work!”
The Tooth Fairy
What do you call a tooth fairy with no teeth? A gummy bear!
The Three Bears
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a bear with no teeth and no hair? A bald eagle!
What do you call a bear with only one tooth? A one-hit wonder!
We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny teeth jokes! If you have any other favorites that we didn’t include, please share them with us in the comments below. And if you’re looking for more laughs, be sure to check out our other joke collections, including our list of 100 funniest jokes of all time!