Funny Tech Dad Jokes that Will Make You Laugh

Looking for some funny tech dad jokes? We’ve got you covered! Check out our collection of jokes that will make you laugh out loud.

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Welcome to our collection of funny tech dad jokes that will make you laugh. We all know that dads are the best at telling jokes, and these tech-themed jokes are no exception. Whether you’re a dad yourself or you’re simply looking for a good laugh, these jokes are sure to deliver.

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the laughs. And if you’re a dad, be sure to share these jokes with your kids – they’ll love them!

The Best Tech Dad Jokes

Jokes about Apple

What happens when you cross an apple with a USB drive?

You get a fruit that stores data!

Why did Steve Jobs call his company Apple?

Because apples are the most popular type of computer!

Why don’t scientists trust atoms?

Because they make up everything!

Jokes about Microsoft

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the Microsoft store!

Why did Microsoft buy Skype?
To to talk to their Windows support team!

What’s the best thing about Microsoft Word?
I don’t know, but I’m sure there’s a patch for it!

Why did the Microsoft CEO cross the road?
To get to the other side!

Jokes about Amazon

“Why did Amazon cross the road? To get to the other side…of the world!”

Jokes about Google

Q: What does Google say when you ask it for a bedtime story?
A: Just a moment… loading results.

Q: What do you call it when you Googled something and no results come up?
A: A virtual impossibility.

Q: How does Google know what you’re thinking?
A: It has your search history.

Jokes about Facebook

Why did Mark Zuckerberg cross the road?
To get to the other side of the Street View.

Why did Mark Zuckerberg invent Facebook?
To keep track of all his Farmville cows.

What’s Mark Zuckerberg’s favorite color?
Blue… no, wait… green… no, that’s not right…

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, that’s a hardware problem.


We hope you enjoyed our collection of funny tech dad jokes! If you have any other favorites that we didn’t include, feel free to share them with us in the comments below. Remember, puns are always welcome here at Dad Jokes HQ!

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