If you are looking for some funny teacher jokes for adults, then you have come to the right place. Check out our selection of hilariously funny teacher jokes that will have you laughing out loud.
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Jokes
Short jokes
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
-Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
-Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
-Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Medium jokes
Q. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A. A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew chew chew!”
Q. How can you tell if a teacher is bad-tempered?
A. He or she uses red pens!
Q. Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A. Because they are easy to see through!
Long jokes
Q: Why should you never tell a mathematician a joke?
A: Because they won’t get it.
Q: Why didn’t the statistician go to the party?
A: He didn’t want to get involved in a dataset of people.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa Claus?
A: A Claustrophobic
Teacher Jokes
Teachers have one of the hardest jobs out there. They have to deal with unruly children, parents, and administrators, all while trying to educate the future generation. So, it’s no wonder that they need a sense of humor to get through the day. Here are some funny teacher jokes for adults.
Short teacher jokes
Q. What do you call a teacher who is not firm with her students?
A. A soft teacher.
Q. What do you call a teacher who is always ready to help her students?
A. A standby teacher.
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Medium teacher jokes
Q: What do you call a teacher who is always tired?
A: A ZZZ-ama-Joke!
Q: What does a teacher make when she’s not teaching?
A: Lesson plans!
Q: Why are ghosts such bad liars?
A: Because they are easy to see through.
Long teacher jokes
Q: Why did the teacher cross the road?
A: To get to the other side!
Q: Why are teachers like clouds?
A: Because they both hold a lot of water!
Q: What does a teacher make when she’s not teaching?
A: A living!
