A collection of the funniest Taliban jokes. If you’re looking for a good laugh, you’ve come to the right place.
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Table of Contents
Introduction
Here is a collection of funny Taliban jokes. These jokes are not meant to offend anyone, they are just for fun. If you have any jokes that you would like to add, please feel free to add them in the comments section below.
Q: What do you call a Taliban with a sense of humor?
A: A suicide bomber
The Taliban’s sense of humor
The Taliban might not be known for their sense of humor, but that doesn’t mean they don’t enjoy a good joke. Here are some of the funniest Taliban jokes:
Q: What do you call a Taliban with a sense of humor?
A: A terrorist!
Q: What do you call a Taliban with a weapon?
A: A soldier!
Q: What do you call a Taliban with two weapons?
A: A terrorist!
Jokes about the Taliban
The Taliban are not known for their sense of humor, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t some funny Taliban jokes out there. Here are a few of our favorites:
Q: What do you call a Taliban with a sense of humor?
A: A terrorist!
Q: How many Taliban does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just like to keep us in the dark!
Q: What do you call a Taliban farmer?
A: A terrorist!
The Taliban’s reaction to jokes
The Taliban’s reaction to jokes is unknown. It is possible that they find humor in dark or absurd situations, but it is also possible that they do not have a sense of humor at all. Either way, it is unlikely that we will ever know for sure.
Conclusion
Taliban jokes were popular after the September 11th attacks in 2001. After the United States invaded Afghanistan in October of that year, Taliban jokes began to circulate on the Internet and in email forwards. The jokes play on stereotypes of Afghans, Pakistanis, and Arabs as well as on the perception of the Taliban as a backward and fanatical Islamic regime.
Here are some examples of Taliban jokes:
Q: What’s the difference between a Taliban wife and a Taliban mistress?
A: One is Bald, the other is my brother’s wife.
Q: How many Talibans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and complain.
Q: How many Talibans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to hold the light bulb and nine others to yell “Allahu Akbar!”
