Looking for a few laughs? Check out our collection of funny swimming jokes. They’re sure to make a splash with your friends and family!
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Jokes about swimming
Why did the chicken go to the swimming pool?
To get wet!
Why did the duck go to the swimming pool?
To take a dip!
Why did the mosquito go to the swimming center?
To make friends and influence people!
What’s a swimmer’s favorite drink? – Pool water!
How does a seals swim? – With their flippers!
Jokes about swimmers
Q: Why are swimmers such good liars?
A: Because they can lie about their time, their distance, and their stroke!
Q: What do you call a swimmer with no legs?
A: A Yorker!
Q: How does a swimming pool stay clean?
A: It uses a filter!
Jokes about swimming competitions
Whether you’re a swimmer or not, you’ll appreciate these funny jokes about swimming competitions.
Q: What are the three worst things about swimming in a triathlon?
A: The swim, the bike, and the run.
Q: Why was the swimmer put in jail?
A: He was caught poolhovering!
Q: How can you tell if a fish is smoking?
A: It has a follicle on its head!
Jokes about swimming instructors
How do you become a swimming instructor?
It takes years of practice!
Why did the swimming instructor go on vacation?
Because he needed a break!
Why did the swimming student fail his test?
Because he couldn’t pass the swim!
Jokes about swimming pool
Q: Where does a whale go when it’s sick?
A: The aquatic vet!
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything
Q. How does a blondedescribe SCUBA diving?
A. Air that you drink!
Q. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
A. It was…two tired!
Q: What kind of shoes do all ninjas wear?