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Jokes about truck drivers
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the truck!
What’s the best thing about being a truck driver?
You get to see the country!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the truck!
Jokes about trucking
-Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the truck.
-Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side of the trailer.
-What do you call a truck that can’t turn left?
A right truck.
-What do you call a truck that can’t turn right?
A left truck.
Jokes about trucks
Do you know why truck drivers always drive with their windows down? So they can keep an eye out for the highway patrol!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the truck!
Why did the banana go to the hospital? Because he was feeling a little yellow!
What do you call a truck full of snow? A snow truck!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to his nest on the other side of the truck!
Jokes about trucking companies
You might be a trucker if…
-You know what a DOT inspection is
-You’ve ever been awakened by a state trooper banging on your door
-You know what a log book is
-You’ve ever had to get out and push
-You know what CB lingo is
-You can identify all the brands of trucks just by looking at their tail lights
– You’ve ever pulled into a truck stop and had people ask for your autograph
– You can think of at least 10 ways to use a load of gravel
– You know what 4 on the floor means
– You know what white knuckle driving is
– Your non-trucker friends honk at you when they see you on the highway
Jokes about truck drivers’ wives
Q. What do truck drivers’ wives put on their toast in the morning?
A. Truckers’ Gear Lube!
