A compilation of the funniest jokes about swallows. If you’re looking for a laugh, look no further than these hilarious jokes about our feathered friends.
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Introduction
Are you looking for some funny swallow jokes? If so, you’ve come to the right place! Here are some great jokes about swallows that are sure to make you smile.
How does a swallow know when it’s time to migrate?
When its calendar says “fall back!”
What do you call a swallow with a broken wing?
A muffled tweet!
Why did the swallow cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
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Why did the swallow cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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Q. Why did the swallow cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!
Q. Why did the swallow cross the road?
A. To get to the other side!
Q: What do you call a swallow with a broken wing?
A: A flight risk!
Q: What do you call a baby swallow?
A: A cheep!
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What do you call a swallow with a cold?
A sneezing swallow!
Why did the swallow cross the road?
To get to the other side!
How does a swallow know it’s going to rain?
It sees its shadow ahead of it!
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Q: Why don’t swallows like flying at night?
A: Because it gives them a sore throat!
Q: What’s a swallow’s favorite type of neckwear?
A: A cravat!
Q: What do you call a swallow with a cold?
A: A sick swallow!
Q. What’s a swallow’s favorite type of cheese?
A. Camembert!
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Here’s our collection of funny jokes about swallows. And why not? They’re amazing creatures, performing that most un-birdlike of feats – flying without flapping their wings.
How does a swallow know when to migrate?
When their chips are down!
Why did the swallow cross the road?
To get to the other tide!
What kind ofak is black and white and red all over? A burnt penguin!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! (Apparently not just chickens enjoy good old-fashioned joke abuse!)
Chickens and ducks have feathers, but what does a featherless chicken have? A bare bottom! (Ouch, that one’s a bit close to home!)
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What do you call a swallow with a broken wing?
A im-bird!
Why did the swallow fly south for the winter?
Because it was too far to walk!
How can you tell if a swallow is left handed?
It will be holding the worm in its left claw!
Why did the baby swallow a coin?
Because he wanted some change!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
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The following jokes are definitely not for the faint-hearted. They’re dirty, they’re crass, and they’re definitely not appropriate for kids. But they’re funny, and that’s what counts, right?
So if you’re looking for a laugh, and you’re not easily offended, then read on.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did Winnie-the-Pooh stick his head in the honey pot?
Because he was looking for a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
