Laugh your way through the best surf jokes around. If you’re looking for a good laugh, read on for the best surf jokes you need to know.
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Jokes
Whether you’re a beginner surfer or a seasoned pro, you’ll enjoy these funny surfing jokes. From the shore to the waves, Surfing is a popular pastime for people of all ages. Check out these jokes that are sure to get a rise out of any surfer.
Short jokes
Q:Why did the surfer cross the road?
A:To get to the other wave!
Q:Why don’t surfers like tile floors?
A:Because they can’t surf on them!
Q:What do you call a surfing robot?
A:A surf-bot!
Long jokes
Why did the surfer cross the road?
To get to the other wave!
Why did the chicken go surfing?
To get to the other tide!
Why did the duck go surfing?
To get to the other swell!
One-liners
Q. How do you catch a wave?
A. You wait for it to come to you!
Q. How many surfers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Five – one to change the bulb, and four to wax their boards!
Q. What’s a surfer’s favorite drink?
A. A single malt on the rocks!
Puns
Why did the surfer go to the doctor? Because he had a crumb on his surfboard! Get it? Because it’s a pun! If you’re looking for a good laugh, then check out these funny surf jokes.
Short puns
roast beef sandwiches are the best when they’re rare-ly done.
Long puns
Why don’t we tell ocean puns while we’re at sea? Because we might get a little wave! Okay, I’m sorry, that was terrible. But if you’re looking for some good clean fun involving waves, tide and the salty sea air, you’ve come to the right place. This list is full of shore-ly the best ocean puns out there.
How does a rabbi make coffee? Hebrews it!
What do you call a surfing dinosaur? A Brachiosaurus Rex!
Why don’t seals like to gamble? They’re afraid of beingFans!
What kind of whale likes to play jazz music? A blue whale!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!
Why are fish always so tired? Because they’re always swimming in school!
What does a snowman eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
How does a octopus go to war? Fully armed!
Lobsters share common descent from a shrimp-like ancestor. Their two eyes are on stalks that can swivel independently and they have eight jointed arms with chela (claws).
One-liners
Q. Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A. Because they make up everything
Q. Why was the gym closed down?
A. It just didn’t work out!
Q. Want to hear a construction joke?
A. Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
Q. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?
A. It’s fine, he woke up!
Riddles
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! Why did the surfer cross the road? To get to the beach, of course! Check out these hilarious surf jokes that will have you rolling on the sand.
Short riddles
What has a head but no body, a bed but no sleep, a mouth but no voice?
A river.
Long riddles
What has a heart that doesn’t beat, a mouth that doesn’t speak, and a head that doesn’t think?
A pumpkin!
One-liners
-Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
-Because they make up everything!
-How do you throw a space party?
-You planet!
-Why did the gym close down?
-It just didn’t work out!
-You know what I saw today?
-Everything I looked at.
-Want to hear a construction joke?
-Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.
