Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of Funny Super Bowl Jokes 2015. From football puns to cheesy one-liners, we’ve got you covered.
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Jokes about the teams
The NFC champion Seattle Seahawks will take on the AFC champion New England Patriots in Super Bowl XLIX on Sunday, February 1, 2015.
-Why can’t the Seahawks use a telephone?
Because they dropped their sandwich!
-Why are there only 22 players on a football team?
Because if there were 23, it would be a tee ball game!
-What do you call 53 millionaires watching the Super Bowl on TV?
Jokes about the players
What’s Tom Brady’s favorite type of cheese?
How does Russell Wilson avoid getting sacked?
By Seahawk-ing down!
Why don’t the Seahawks ever throw to Marshawn Lynch?
Because he’s not open!
Jokes about the commercials
What do Superman, coffee, and a elephant have in common?
Each one was in a Super Bowl commercial this year!
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was…two tired!
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
Jokes about the halftime show
-Why didn’t Katy Perry have any commercials during the Super Bowl?
-Because she was halftime!
-What do you call a bad halftime show?
-Why did Beyonce’s performance last so long?
-Because she was on fire!
Jokes about the broadcast
There are plenty of ways to watch the Super Bowl — in a bar, at a friend’s house, or even at a Super Bowl party. But no matter where you watch it, you’re bound to see the commercials.
And if you’re like most people, you probably have some thoughts about them. Here are a few jokes about the broadcast that will get you through even the most boring game.
-Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the Super Bowl!
-Why did the duck go to the Super Bowl? To see if he could quack it up with the other ducks!
-What do you call a group of guys watching the Super Bowl together? A football team!
-How do you know when it’s time to change the channel during the Super Bowl? When half of your team is on commercial break!