Looking for a laugh? Check out our round-up of the funniest summer jokes. From beach puns to pool jokes, we’ve got you covered.
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Joke #1
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Why did the duck go to rehab?
Because he was addicted to quack!
Why did the mosquito go to the hospital?
To get a blood transfusion!
Why did the banana go to see the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well!
Joke #2
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #3
Q: Where does a peacock go when he’s sick?
A: To the peacocking ward!
Joke #4
Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?
A: Hebrews it!
Joke #5
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #6
Why did the chicken go to the beach?
To get a tan!
Joke #7
Why did the chicken go to the seashore?
To get to the other tide!
Joke #8
Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeño business!
Joke #9
Why did the chicken go to the beach?
To get a tan!
Joke #10
Q: Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
A: Because they make up everything!
Joke #11
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman!
Joke #12
Q: What does a lifeguard do when he’s not at the beach?
A: He works at a pool!
Joke #13
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #14
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To talk to the other side.
Joke #15
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Joke #16
Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out, man!
Joke #17
I tried to catch some fog this morning. mist!
Joke #18
Why did the chicken go to the beach?
To get a tan!
Joke #19
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Joke #20
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
