Funny Student Council Speech Jokes

If you’re looking for some funny material to help make your student council speech more memorable, check out these jokes.

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Are you looking for some funny student council speech jokes? If so, you’ve come to the right place. Below, you’ll find a selection of funny jokes that you can use in your speech to get a laugh from your audience.

So, without further ado, let’s get started!

Joke 1: I’m not good at public speaking. In fact, I’m actually quite nervous right now. But I’m going to do my best and try not to make any mistakes.

Joke 2: I don’t know why they call it a “speech.” I’m not going to be doing any talking. You all are!

Joke 3: I was going to start off my speech with a joke, but realized that would be pretty hypocritical.

Joke 4: I know I might not be the best candidate for student council president… But no one else is running!

Joke 5: Some people say that school is a waste of time. But then again, so is an hourglass!

Joke 6: Don’t worry, my speech won’t be too long. I only have enough time for three sentences.


High school and college can be pretty tough. But there’s one thing that can make it all better: a good joke. Whether you’re giving a speech for student council, class president, or just trying to make your friends laugh, we’ve got you covered. Here are some of the funniest student council speech jokes.

Joke 1

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Joke 2

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was…two tired!

Joke 3

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!



Thanks for listening to my speech today. I know there are a lot of things competing for your attention, so I really appreciate you taking the time to hear me out.

I hope I’ve been able to convince you that I would make a great addition to the student council, and I would love to have your vote.

But even if you don’t vote for me, I want you to know that I’ll still be cheering for our team, and I’ll always be here if you need a friend.

Thank you again, and good luck to all of the candidates.

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