Funny Stimulus Check Jokes to Get You Through These Tough Times

We all need a good laugh right now, and what better way to get one than by reading some funny stimulus check jokes? Here are a few of our favorites to help get you through these tough times.

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The First Stimulus Check

The first stimulus check was mailed out today and I’m sure a lot of people are eagerly awaiting for it. But in the meantime, why not take a break from all the seriousness and have a little laugh? Here are some funny stimulus check jokes to help you get through these tough times.

The First Round of Jokes

These tough times call for some humor to help us all get through. Here are some funny stimulus check jokes to help lift your spirits.

-I’m so excited for my stimulus check! I can finally afford to buy food for my pet rock.

-I’m not saying that I don’t need my stimulus check, but if it comes in the form of a Buzz Lightyear action figure, I might be ok.

-My stimulus check is so late, I’m starting to think it was lost in the mail… or maybe it got lost in my couch cushions?

-I was going to use my stimulus check to pay off some debts, but then I realized that I don’t have any debts. So I guess I’ll just use it to buy more stuff that I don’t need.

The Second Round of Jokes

Q: What did the stimulus check say to the other stimulus check?

A: I’m covid-19 positive!

The Second Stimulus Check

Americans are eagerly awaiting their second stimulus check from the government. The first stimulus check helped many people get through tough financial times, and the second stimulus check will provide even more relief. In the meantime, people are finding ways to cope with the stress of waiting for the check. One way people are dealing with the wait is by joking about it.

The First Round of Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side… of the stimulus check!

Q: Why did the duck go to the doctor?
A: He was feeling a little down in the beak!

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?
A: Ground beef!

Q: How does a rabbi make coffee?
A: Hebrews it!

Q: How do you throw a space party?
A: You planet!

The Second Round of Jokes

Now that we’re all waiting for our second stimulus checks, it’s time to lighten the mood with some jokes about the whole process.

Q: How much will you get from the second stimulus check?
A: Cha-ching!

Q: How long will it take for the second stimulus check to arrive?
A: I don’t know, but I’m already sick of hearing about it!

Q: Why did Congress pass a second stimulus bill?
A: Because they wanted to give everyone something to complain about!

Q: Who is getting the second stimulus check?
A: Only those who actually need it. The rest of us will have to wait for our tax refund!

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