Looking for a laugh? Check out our collection of funny stick jokes! From classic knock-knock jokes to puns and one-liners, we’ve got jokes to make you laugh out loud.
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Jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! This classic joke is just one of many that will make you laugh. Keep reading for more funny stick jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud.
Short jokes
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
Why did the gym close down?
It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Long jokes
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
What do you call a snowman with a seven-pack? An abdominal snowman with one pack abs!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road? To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road? Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why didStatus: Open set orderdetailsPositions: [1]the apple cross the road? Because he was sick of being eaten!
Jokes with pictures
What do you call a stick with a mind of its own?
A walking stick!
Why did the stick cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the woodpecker peck a hole in the tree?
To make room for its beak!
More jokes
Kids enjoys stick jokes because they are easy to understand and make you laugh. Here are more stick jokes that will make you laugh.
even more jokes
These stick jokes are even funnier than the first batch! If you need a good laugh, read on.
Q: Why don’t sticks stay together very long?
A: Because they have splinters.
Q: Why did the stick go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling a little off!
Q: How do you throw a stick?
A: With a strong arm!
even longer jokes
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was…two tired!
Why did the gym close down? It just didn’t work out!
You know what I saw today? Everything I looked at.
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school? Because his students were so bright!
jokes with even more pictures
Q. What’s a stick’s favorite drink?
A. A root beer float!
Q. What did the stick say to the other stick when they met in the forest?
A. “Long time, no see!”
