Funny Statistics Jokes

A blog dedicated to the funniest statistics jokes. If you’re looking for a good laugh, this is the place for you!

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Joke #1

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

Joke #2

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer: Only one, but it takes him/her three weeks to compute the confidence interval.

Joke #3

How do you throw a space party?

You planet!

Joke #4

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Joke #5

Why did the statistician cross the road?

To get to the other mean!

Joke #6

Why is statistics like an angry lover?

Because they’re often full of themselves, they can be manipulative, and they’re always trying to prove a point.

Joke #7

A statistician can have his head in the clouds and still be in the knows.

Joke #8

How many statisticians does it take to change a light bulb?

None, statisticians never change anything.

Joke #9

How many statisticians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We don’t know, but we can estimate with 95% confidence that it’s between 1 and 100!

Joke #10

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 “ate” 9

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