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Jokes about getting older
Start your day with a smile with these funny jokes about getting old. You’re never too old to laugh at a good joke, so enjoy these and share them with your friends!
Jokes about retirement
Retirement: You get to stay up later on the weekends.
People ask you what you do for a living. Oh, I’m retired, you say. What did you used to do? Oh, I was in the food service industry. I flipped burgers mostly. Then I got promoted to manager and had to flip people as well as burgers. But now I’m retired so it’s all good.
Retirement plan: To remember what I did yesterday for the rest of my life.
On retirement: You have reached the age when your brain starts sending YOU messages.
Jokes about Medicare
Medicare jokes
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
-A snowman has a carrot for a nose, while a snowwoman has an icicle.
What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?
-Lost!
What do you call two old people in a hot tub?
-Soup.
Jokes about Social Security
Q: How many seniors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but it might take all day.
Q: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
A: We don’t know yet, it hasn’t been changed in 20 years.
Q: Did you hear about the robbery at the senior citizens center?
A: The police are looking for a couple of old men!
Jokes about being single
Jokes about dating
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the single life!
Why did the single girl order two entrees at the restaurant?
So she could have a starter and a main course!
Why are single girls like pencils?
Because they’re easy to eraser!
How does a single girl cancel her Netflix subscription?
She presses pause!
Jokes about marriage
1. I’ve been married so long I’m on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce.
2. My wife and I have a secret to making a marriage last. Twice a week, we go to a nice restaurant and have a little wine and good conversation. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
3. After 50 years of marriage, a couple was looking at old wedding pictures. “Look at how thin your bride was,” he said. “What was she weighed?” “I don’t remember,” she replied, “but I do remember that there was 10 pounds of rice thrown at us after the ceremony.”
4. A husband said to his wife, “No matter how much you nag, I will never change.” His wife replied: “So, why am I still nagging?”
5. Marriage is like twirling a baton – you start out with pretty elaborate moves but end up just spinning around in circles.”
6. A wife asked her husband: “What are you thinking about?” He replied: “I’m wondering if you know how to cook as well as you think you do.”
Jokes about divorce
Q: Why did the divorce lawyer charge by the hour instead of by the half-hour?
A: Because he wanted to bill for every minute of his time!
Q: What’s the difference between a divorce lawyer and a vulture?
A: The vulture doesn’t get custody of the children!
Q: Why are so many divorces mutual?
A: It saves on alimony!
Jokes about kids
Jokes about parenting
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the parenting journey!
What’s the best way to describe raising kids?
It’s like trying to herd cats…while blindfolded…on a roller coaster!
How do you know when you’re a parent?
When you go to the store and see a “child care” sign and think, “That sounds like a great idea!”
What’s the hardest part about being a parent?
Trying to find a balance between being firm and being fun.
Jokes about grandparents
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Jokes about kids’ activities
Kids are always doing things that make us laugh, even when they don’t mean to! Here are some jokes about kids’ activities that will have you giggling.
Why did the little girl put her Barbie doll in the oven?
To see if she could bake a cake!
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
To get to the other side!
Why did the boy put his clock in the oven?
He wanted to have a hot time!
How do you catch a cheetah?
Tie him to a post and wait for a rabbit to run by!
Jokes about work
I know I shouldn’t complain about my job. I mean, it pays the bills and I get to work from home. But some days, I just can’t help but wonder what the point of it all is. I know I’m not the only one who feels this way. If you’ve ever had a job that made you question your sanity, then these funny jokes about work are for you.
Jokes about office life
Q. What’s the best way to describe office life?
A. A slow, steady crawl to death.
Q. How do you know when your office job is done?
A. When you’re finally able to get up and leave without being told.
Q: Why did the office worker get fired?
A: He was caught taking a personal day.
Q: How do you know when an office worker is about to quit?
A: They startBecome more interested in their work.
Jokes about bosses
Q: What does a boss and a diaper have in common?
A: They both need to be changed regularly, for the same reason.
Q: How many bosses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but the whole team gets a turn.
Q: My boss told me to have a good day.. so I went home sick.
Q: Why did the CEO cross the road?
A: To get to the other side. (of the country/world)
Q: How do you know your boss is thinking about firing you?
A: He’s started calling you by your first name.
Jokes about co-workers
We’ve all had to put up with a difficult co-worker at some point in our lives. Whether they’re constantly putting you down, taking credit for your work or just generally making your life a misery, it can be tough to deal with.
So, to help you get through those tough times, we’ve rounded up some of the best jokes about co-workers. Trust us, they’ll make your day a whole lot better!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side of the office.
Why did the duck cross the road?
To get to the water cooler.
Why did the mosquito cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the banana cross the road?
Because he was sick of being mashed!
Why did the boy cross the road?
To get to school on time!
