Funny Star Wars Jokes for May 4th

Looking for some funny Star Wars jokes to celebrate May 4th? We’ve got you covered! Check out our roundup of the best jokes about the galaxy far, far away.

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In honor of the 40th anniversary of Star Wars, we’ve gathered 40 of the best jokes about the galaxy far, far away. From Jedi mind tricks to Harry Potter crossovers, these Star Wars puns and one-liners will help make your May the 4th a little more fun.

The Best Star Wars Jokes

Happy Star Wars day, everyone! In honor of May the 4th, we’ve rounded up the best Star Wars jokes. These jokes are perfect for anyone who loves the movies, whether they’re young Padawans or seasoned Jedi. So break out your lightsabers and get ready to have a laugh.

Jokes about the movies

Q: Who directed Episode IV?
A: George Lucas

Q: What does Darth Vader put on his bagels?
A: Cream cheese and Sith

Q: How does Yoda like his coffee?
A: In a dark and stormy cup!

Q: Where does Luke Skywalker like to do his grocery shopping?
A: At the Jedi food store

Jokes about the characters

Q: What do you call a droid that takes a long time to make a decision?
A: C-3P0

Q: How does Darth Vader like his toast?
A: On the dark side!

Q: How does Darth Vader like his coffee?
A: With cream and two sugars.

Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Oh never mind, I’m still working on that one.

Q: Why were there people in lines at the hardware store on May 4th?
A: They were buying lightsabers!

Jokes about Star Wars memes

What do you call a snowman with a gun?

A stormtrooper.

What do you call a Sith Lord with dandruff?

An itchy Gamer.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side of the Death Star.


We hope you enjoyed these funny Star Wars jokes! If you’re looking for more laughs, be sure to check out our other joke lists, including the best father-son jokes, the best mother-daughter jokes, and the best Star Trek jokes.

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