Funny Star Wars Jokes Your Kids Will Love

Looking for some hilarious Star Wars jokes your kids will love? Then check out this list of our favorites!

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Looking for a fun way to entertain your young Jedi Knights? Check out our collection of funny Star Wars jokes! These jokes are sure to get a laugh out of even the grumpiest Wookiee.

The Best Star Wars Jokes

Jokes about Darth Vader

Darth Vader is one of the most popular characters in the Star Wars universe, and there are plenty of jokes about him. Here are some of our favorites:

Q: Why did Darth Vader cross the road?
A: To get to the Dark Side!

Q: How does Darth Vader like his coffee?
A: With a dash of Sith!

Q: What do you call a Sith Lord with a sunburn?
A: Darth Tomato!

Q: How does Darth Vader order his steak?
A: Medium rare, I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Jokes about Stormtroopers

Why couldn’t the dyslexic stormtrooper read the Empire’s mission statement?
Because it said, “Mission: Impossible.”

Why did the imperial stormtrooper buy an iPhone?
Because he couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.

Why didn’t Luke want to join the dark side?
Because he wouldn’t be able to see Darth Vader’s texts.

What do you call a group of rogue stormtroopers?
A goon squad.

Jokes about Ewoks

Ewoks always seem to be the butt of jokes when it comes to Star Wars characters, and there are plenty of jokes out there about them!

Why don’t Ewoks eat dessert?
Because they’re not very bright and they get all their food from trees!

What do you call an Ewok with fleas?
An Itchy Wookiee!

What do you call an Ewok in a canoe?
A Wookiee Paddler!


We hope you enjoyed our funny Star Wars jokes. If you have any jokes that you think we should add to our list, please let us know in the comments below.

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