Make this St. Patrick’s Day a laugh riot with these funny jokes for adults. From leprechauns to shamrocks, we’ve got all the bases covered.
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Jokes
Jokes about Irish people
Why did the Irishman walk into the bar?
To get a beer!
Why are so many Irish people named Patrick?
Because they were all born on saint Patrick’s day!
What do you call an Irishman with a potato in his ear?
Dirty!
Why did the Irishman put a condom on his ear?
So he wouldn’t get pregnant!
How do you know an Irish man is giving you a compliment?
He calls you by your first name.
Jokes about alcohol
Why did the leprechaun cross the road?
To get to the other pub!
How do you catch a Leprechaun?
Tie him to a rainbow!
Why don’t leprechauns like to ride motorcycles?
Because they’re always getting wheelies!
Why did the leprechaun order 1000 kegs of beer?
So he could have a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow!
What does a leprechaun call his false teeth?
Lucky Charms!
Jokes about green
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
What does a leprechaun call his girlfriend? Shamrock-a-belle!
Why are ghosts such bad liars? Because they are easy to see through.
What do you get when you cross a snake and a sponge? A snake that can absorb water!
Memes
Memes are a type of digital media that are often humourous in nature. They can be shared across social media platforms and often go viral. Memes are often captioned images or videos that are designed to be funny or relatable. If you’re looking for a good laugh this St. Patty’s Day, check out these funny St. Patty’s Day memes!
Memes about Irish people
There are lots of memes about Irish people and their love of alcohol. Some of these memes are funnier than others, but all of them capture the essence of what it means to be Irish on St. Patty’s Day.
“I’m not really Irish, but I drink like I am.”
“Irish people need to drink to survive.”
“When you’re Irish and someone asks if you want a drink, the answer is always yes.”
“Irish people can drink all day and still function.”
“Irish people know how to party.”
Memes about alcohol
There are plenty of memes out there about alcohol and St. Patty’s Day. Here are some of the funniest ones:
“If you’re not drinking, you’re not Irish”
“I’m only a little bit Irish, but I drink a lot”
“If you drink on St. Patty’s Day, you’re not Irish, you’re just an alcoholic”
“St. Patty’s Day is the one day of the year where it’s socially acceptable to get drunk in public”
“On St. Patty’s Day, everyone is Irish… even the people who are actually Irish”
Memes about green
What do you call a green robot?
A mechanized leprechaun!
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they’re easy to see through.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!
Pictures
1. A man walks into a bar with a roll of duct tape under his arm.
Pictures of Irish people
Here are some funny pictures of Irish people to make you laugh on St. Patrick’s Day!
Pictures of alcohol
To help you get into the St. Patrick’s Day spirit, we’ve rounded up some of the best (and funniest) alcohol-related jokes and memes. Whether you’re looking for a chuckle or just want to appreciate the holiday from the comfort of your couch, these memes are sure to do the trick.
Pictures of green
Green is the color of life, growth, and nature. It’s also the color of shamrocks, leprechauns, and lucky charms. If you’re looking for some green-themed humor this St. Patrick’s Day, you’ve come to the right place. Here are some funny St. Patty’s Day jokes for adults that will have you laughing all day long.
What do you call a leprechaun with no money?
A broke’n!
What do you call an Irishman with a piece of potato stuck to his forehead?
A paddywhack!
Why did the Irishman cross the road?
To get to the other pint!
Why can’t you iron 4-leaf clovers?
Because you don’t want to press your luck!
How does every Irish joke start?
By looking over your shoulder to make sure no one’s listening…
