Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of the funniest squid jokes you’ve ever heard!
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Squid jokes are always a sure-fire hit with kids and adults alike. They’re light-hearted, flexible, and can be easily customized to fit any situation. And who doesn’t love a good joke about an (admittedly) strange-looking animal?
If you’re looking for some laughs, look no further than this list of the funniest squid jokes around. We’ve got everything from classic one-liners to more involved puns, so there’s something for everyone. So grab your friends, some squids (if you can find them), and get ready to have a blast!
What do you call a squid that’s lost its car keys?
A squid that’s lost its car keys is called an “inkey” squid.
What do you call a squid that’s late for work?
A squid that’s late for work is called a “procrast-i-squid”.
What do you call a squid that’s been run over by a car?
We don’t know either, but it’s probably not as funny as these other squid jokes!
And there you have it, the funniest squid jokes you’ve ever heard! We hope you enjoyed reading them as much as we did. If you have any other jokes that you think should be on this list, feel free to share them with us in the comments below.